An elderly, visually impaired Marine unintentionally enters an all-girl biker bar.

An elderly, blind Marine mistakenly enters an all-girl biker bar and settles onto a bar stool, ordering a shot of Jack Daniels. After a moment, he shouts to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

A hush descends over the bar, until a deep, husky voice from the woman next to him speaks up:

‘Before you crack that joke, I think it’s only fair, considering your condition, that you know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl armed with a baseball bat.